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• the nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.

• Microsoft isn't the answer. Microsoft is the question, and the answer is NO.

• Wir finden für alles eine Lösung: del c:\windows\*.*

• Win95 ist wie ein BMW-5er-Fahrer, Hinter einem draengeln, vor einem bremsen.

• Win95. Because 5 threads is all you will ever need.

• Windows detected - (D)elete, (K)ill or (P)rune?

• Have you ever used windoze? - No, I prefer doors.

• Im Üebrigen: WIN9X user gehören zu den größten Gläubigen der Welt: Sie GLAUBEN, Sie benutzen ein Betriebssystem )

• Windoze 3.1 ist klasse. Die stabilste Beta, die ich kenne. - Wie? Das ist keine Beta?"

• WIN95: Sie möchten unsere Bugs finden? Kein Problem, geben Sie uns Geld. Der neue Trend: Pay for Beta!

• The top ten reasons to wait for Windows 95:
  • 10. When Windows 95 ships, there will be over a *dozen* available native Windows 95 programs to choose from. This is much less confusing than choosing from over a *thousand* native OS/2 programs.
  • 9. Because it is based on tried-and-true DOS technology, Windows 95 will be the first Operating System to be shipped years after it was obsolete.
  • 8. Patience is a virtue.
  • 7. If you didn't have to wait, it wouldn't really be Windows, would it?
  • 6. Windows 3.1 was such a smash success! With Win3.1, Microsoft and its ISV's got rich while the users suffered -- why would you want to fight a winning solution like that?
  • 5. Waiting for Windows 95 to ship gives you plenty of time to follow the O.J. Simpson Trial.
  • 4. You don't need the Internet Access Kit -- you're also willing to wait for Microsoft Network.
  • 3. "As long as George Bush is still President, I'm stickin' with Windows!"
  • 2. The sooner it ships the sooner all the Windows advocates are going to have to admit it really isn't all that great.
  • and the #1 reason: When you're installing it on January 1st, 1996, it will help you realize that there's something worse than your hangover.

• Für die einen ist es Windows 95. Für die anderen die teuersten Leerdisketten der Welt.

• Remember...Friends don't let friends use Windows

• Micro$oft finished the 24 bit Windows95 version of EDLIN. But it went into the bonus pack and is going to be sold next year.

• And this WIN95 works?" - "Sure, just push this RESET button... wait...you see: you can restart!"

• 1994: DOOM: productivity 60% down 1995: Win95: the other 40% loss

• Warum heisst Win95 Win*95*? Weil spaetestens am 1.1.96 jeder der es hat, es bitter bereut.

• Windows 95 is what you get. Dumb software for dumb people.

• Stoppt Tierversuche -- Nehmt Windows-Benutzer

• Flight MS 4.0 to Chicago delayed for 3 years.

• "Windows95: gesehen - gelacht - geloescht

• "M$: Those who replaced COMMAND.COM with WIN.COM and called it Win95!"

• Turn your pentium into a gameboy - type WIN at the prompt